driving round town with ur window down while listening 2 music at extreme volumes 2 show off my obscure music tastes
"i rock out 2 music in my car with the top down cus you need 2 know i'm listening 2 a band u have never heard of"
wearing zildjian/fender/gibson/epiphone etc... tees everyday 2 let people know u r a musician
"need everyone 2 know i have a dusty drum kit in my basement that i play once a year"
using starbucks/bigby coffee 2 make a statement about my expensive tastes in mediocre blended coffee drinks
"need all u poors to realize that i have the money 2 drink starbucks everyday, even though i sometimes have trouble finding the straw with my mouth"
wearing neon colored graphic tees with shutter shades 2 express your love for dance/electro/hip-hip culture
"i bought this shirt last time i saw girl talk in concert. smells like sweat, e, and getting felt up in the pit"
the skeleton tee bro. makes u feel like you have radon poisoning that turned ur bones green.
"i bought this shirt in the 8th grade for an ironic halloween outfit but now i wear it in my everyday life because it fits in with my growing personal brand."
distracting multi colored nike shoes as a way 2 make ur black skinny jeans and white v-neck tee outfit more vivid and noticeable
"if it weren't for these zany shoes i would look just like all u other hipsters. just want 2 stand out among the crowd"
using accessories such as an acoustic guitar 2 show off ur sensitivity and chill personality
"i wear this guitar everywhere i go because at any moment i could get inspiration 2 write a meaningful song about the beach or my california life style"
what r ur favorite ways of expressing ur personality?
how much do u pay for blended coffee drinks"
do u have see though skin so i can look at ur bones?
does e make u a better dancer?
carles jr
ReplyDeletethis ones really funny, you make a good point too
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