some questions for u

what celebrity death of '09 r u most sad about?

what celebrity death of '09 r u not upset about at all?

what new band did you appreciate most in '09?

what r u doing to celebrate the new year?

r u excited or do you not care?

do u have a resolution or do you think your lifestyle/personality is already authentic enough?

"Sorry 2009, I'm real happy for u and ima let u finish, but 2010 is gonna be one of the best years of all time!" - unauthentic hip-hop artist

death of a not-so-well-known celebrity yes

by now it's probably old news that the actress, Brittany Murphy, has died. think this is worse than Mikey Jackson dying, since she never touched children in inappropriate ways.

Brittany was found dead in her bathtub sunday morning. i guess she suffered from cardiac arrest. since she was only 32 she was probly on drugz or something. don't hear of many young people having random heart attacks like that.

Murphy was known for being in some movie about a white rapper from detroit, and her roles as attractive but brain dead blonds. what alot of people don't know is that she also played the voice of Luanne Platter from the popular animated series king of the hill.

miss u

think being a voice for an animated character would be pretty cool. u really don't need any acting experience, just talking experience. seems like something i could get in 2.

feel like luanne's death isn't getting the dignity it deserves. seems like when people hear about her death they say, "Who died? The 8 Mile girl? oh. that sucks i guess."

feel like all the wrong celebrities are dying. when's it gonna be kanye's turn? feel like kanye has gotten away w/ murdering peoples respect for african american culture.

do yall think brittany murphy is a yes even when her bod iz full of drugz?

are u going 2 be scared 2 die from a heart attack even while ur young?

if i experiment with coke do u think i could have a heart attack?

do u admire how murphy flew under the cultural radar to remain an authentic semi-celebrity?

is it sad that i feel worse about losing a cartoon character than a real human being?

just want to be an authentic human afterall

Some Poor Has His Own Fan Club.

2day i found out about a kid who goes by the name of 'colton harris-moore'

i guess he had a 'rough childhood'
seems like every1 these days had a 'rough childhood'
it's almost as common as that myth called 'ADHD' or 'H1N1' or something

so as a result of his earlier life, he decides it would be a good idea 2 start stealing stuff. apparently he is wanted for over 100 crimes in 3 states. first it's small things like video cameras and bikes. then he moves on 2 cars. next he starts stealing boats 2 flee 2 islands. and now i heard that he has stolen 3 airplanes and crash landed them all. he has been involved with 'the fuzz' since he was 8 and they still haven't caught him

makes me wonder what the fuzz is actually doing when they're supposed 2 be working and stuff

here is an actual quote from his mother...

'I hope to hell he stole those planes. I'd be so proud. But next time, I want him to wear a parachute.'

here is a pic of colton and his mother, pam kohler, circa 1993

wish my mom was this good of a mother 2 me.
i might be flying airplanes in the pacific northwest right now instead of wasting my life working 2 learn about other stuff so i can work some more after i'm done learning.

word on the streets is that colton broke in 2 some guys house and ordered a pair of $6,500 nightvision goggles on the internet. of all the things u can buy online, he chose nightvision goggles

this is me, wondering why he didn't buy something more beneficial 2 his survival, maybe like a circle scarf from am appy or something. i heard it gets cold in the woods at night.

why didn't they just arrest him/put him in jail when they took this pic of him?

and did u know there are thousands of people who 'love' and support this outlaw? there is a huge fan club u can join where u can buy shirts such as this 1...

momma didn't try hard enough

it's ok oj, i know u had a 'rough childhood' so i think it's funny and admirable of u 2 run from the fuzz. i love u and i look up 2 u. since u had a 'rough childhood' there is no reason u should have gone 2 jail. i miss u, detective nordberg.

i know u destroyed a huge building and killed a lot of innocent people, but it's ok. i know u had a 'rough childhood'. wish i was an authentic and socially relevant human like yourself. think i'm going 2 start printing ur face on am appy t's and sell them via the internet. we miss u mister mcveigh.

finally, here is a letter colton harris-moore left in his momma's trailer...

'Cops wanna play huh!? Well its no lil game.....It's war! & tell them that'

just what we need. another war.



how do u feel about colton harris-moore?
have u seen the pic he took of himself in the woods?
does he deserve 'the chair?'
will u buy a colton t shirt even though it was printed on a gildan t? what if they run out of size S?
r u jealous of his wreckless life and nightvision goggles?
do u wish u had a 'rough childhood' so u could be having fun right now and people would like/feel bad for u?

Should I write a modern vampire book to make mad $$$ ?

what do you think about this modern vampire outbreak? feel like vampires are the new zombies.

should i be an edward cullen or a native american?

wondering if there are any hetero guys out there who like the twilight series and aren't afraid to show it.

thinking about writing my own modern vamp book series for guys. a series for tween guys to get hooked on. actually, think i might bypass the whole book thing and just write a series of movie scripts since they will eventually be turned into movies. in my movies, all men will stay completely clothed. sexy vampire chicks can take there shirts off while walking in slo-motion towards the camera. wondering how to make a girl vampire chowing down on a guys neck look erotic.

feel like the guys in the modern world are really looking for something to help them understand tween girls and their vamp obsession. thinking that men would eat this stuff up. could possibly make some sic cash just from throwing some white faced hottie on screen and make her run around biting people without a shirt on. feeling like jennifer love hewitt would make a nice vampire on the big screen.

think i would fill the soundtrack full of vampire weekend songs just to be ironic.

horchata?

found this when i was looking for vampire stuff with google. felt horrified but a little intrigued.

did they beat me to the punch by capitalizing on men's uninvolvement in the vamp scene?

just want a little safety

think these hipster kids are vandals or just making knew york safer for themselves?

the scene/emo kids: emotional roller coasters

there seems to be a trend in the modern emo kidz. the earliest emo guys were happy go lucky people who sang about playing music in their garage, staring at night skies, and a red t-shirt/blue jeans combinations. these were the 90's. we had emotion in music. people related to it because they too had emotions. it was very real music. people sang about how they felt. sometimes happy, sometimes unhappy, sometimes filled with h8.

colored band shirts were cool, and so were plain blue jeans. it was simple because they were about the music not the image.

then came the kids who thought it was cool to be unhappy. they sang music about emotions too. but apparently these kidz didn't know happiness is an emotion. depressing sounding music wasnt good enough, it had to look depressing too. so in the late 90's early 00's we have this trend of emo kids wearing all black all the and putting pounds of grease in their hair to make themselves look like 'ash ketchum'.

sort of glad i was still 'finding myself' during this trend and didn't bite down on this culture.

in the last year or two i think we've began to see a new trend. a rise in emotion maybe? or maybe its the same emo kids who dont want to be called emo anymore so they where brighter clothes and act happier. don't think they're really fooling anyone.

is it sxy to look like an azn anime character? is it cool to look like a character from dragon-ball z?

seems like the people who follow these trendz closely and are instep with every change in style aren't too concerned with the music. feel like they are just bringing weakness to a once authentic genre.

will i still like skinny jeans when im 40?

will i still like native or sdre when im 50 or will i listen to national puplic radio like my parents do?

what will the emo kidz wear in 20 years?

hope it becomes cool to write music about happier emotions again. miss those old songs

would an alt internet/telephone dating service become popular?

see tv commercials all the time for telephone dating services. apparently it has become a huge business in the last few years. a place where sad, lonely meagers can call in and find someone compatible in their loneliness. these commercials always seem to find very attractive women with huge cantaloupes crammed in their tiny shirts. can't believe people that look like that ever need to call into a service to get in touch with someone compatible. seems like they probably wouldn't be interested in compatibility. seems like they just wanna look nice n hot to attract men with big biceps and gelled up hair and no personality besides their love for jagermeister-bombs.

do you think if i started a internet/phone dating company for alts i could get some good cash? seems like what makes alot of people get into the alternative style is loneliness. they feel like no one gets them so they want to become what no one is. should i cash in on the sadness of others. seems like people could really dig this.

what type of alt guy wouldn't call my service if i used a model like this for my advertisements?

people could call in while they are driving around feeling alone and talking on their blue tooth devices.

think this guy is ahead of the curve with the invention of the hands free cell phone.

don't think i could ever cash in on other peoples misfortunes. just not cool. feel like us as consumers are already getting raped by many big businesses. we don't need a third party to lure us into false hope by flaunting around fake women to rope us into their schemes.

repetition gets the best of me

i have taken this city for granted. it's actually a great place. i think if i lived somewhere else and came here it would renew my appreciation.

after driving downtown almost every day i don't realize how cool the city-scape looks. it's got its share of great looking buildings and ugly ones just like anywhere else.

feel like people who say, "I can't wait to get out of Grand Rapids" don't realize how cool this place is.

the music scene here is pretty strong although it's been hard to thrive lately with the lack of all ages venues to get the tweens into good local music at a young age.

think the cops are trying to subdue the music scene here. feel like at most the house shows the grpd just wants to make a big deal out of nothing. feel like they're causing more trouble than us.

love how michigan gets the full experience of every season. if it stays warm too long i'd go crazy. can't stand being hot all the time. makes my hair do strange things. don't think i'll follow the trend and move to florida when i become a senior citizen. might move north to break the stereotype. canada maybe? seems like a chill place. wouldn't mind raising kidz in a place with a lower drinking age. give them the privilege i don't have.

think i might unplug my 'low emission al gore green car' from the electrical outlet in my garage this weekend and just drive around for a few hours. see if i can find somewhere i've never been and try and get myself back home. maybe a place called keene township or further. don't know a whole lot of cites where you can be directly downtown, drive for ten minutes, and be in between corn fields. i think thats nice.