Should I write a modern vampire book to make mad $$$ ?

what do you think about this modern vampire outbreak? feel like vampires are the new zombies.

should i be an edward cullen or a native american?

wondering if there are any hetero guys out there who like the twilight series and aren't afraid to show it.

thinking about writing my own modern vamp book series for guys. a series for tween guys to get hooked on. actually, think i might bypass the whole book thing and just write a series of movie scripts since they will eventually be turned into movies. in my movies, all men will stay completely clothed. sexy vampire chicks can take there shirts off while walking in slo-motion towards the camera. wondering how to make a girl vampire chowing down on a guys neck look erotic.

feel like the guys in the modern world are really looking for something to help them understand tween girls and their vamp obsession. thinking that men would eat this stuff up. could possibly make some sic cash just from throwing some white faced hottie on screen and make her run around biting people without a shirt on. feeling like jennifer love hewitt would make a nice vampire on the big screen.

think i would fill the soundtrack full of vampire weekend songs just to be ironic.

horchata?

found this when i was looking for vampire stuff with google. felt horrified but a little intrigued.

did they beat me to the punch by capitalizing on men's uninvolvement in the vamp scene?