what hat are you?

there are plenty of options and functions of hats. wear them to look cool, keep your head warm, keep sun out of your eyes at a baseball game.... it's a long list

hope to lead you into the right direction when picking out the hat to represent your personal brand.

Trucker
classic bro hat. often combined with vintage looking shirt, plaid shorts, and sandals. not the most respectable hat but can be pulled off a select handful of dudes.

la bamba

if you've ever played in a ska band than you own one of these. also worn by people who wish they were born in a different time period and like things that look, sound, and feel old.

golf hat

you like to let people know that you play golf and have money. doesn't mean you have titleist clubs but like to make that impression.

military

you have never fought in a war but like the boring grey fatigue sort of look. you like having a bill on your hat but you either don't like sports or don't want to represent a certain team. a strong choice among hipsters.

knit/winter

doesn't have to be cold to wear one of these. wear it on a bad hair day or just cuz you like the look. often worn towards the back of the head so it bunches up a little bit at the back/top part of the skull for a 'fuck it... this is as good as it gets' look. a favorite among sk8r bros and many alts.

cyclist

if you were this hat and don't bike often than it's just a crutch. these hats only work or people who are serious about bicycles and who have shortish hair.

of course these are just a few of the hundreds of hat options but hopefully it will help you select what hat fits you. or just when judging other people you see in hats.